Proof that All Truth Starts with Volvos

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/12/2018 at 17:17 • Filed to: Volvo, Good Takes, Mack Hogan, Mack, The Truth

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Can those without Volvos ever achieve enlightenment? Probably not.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > For Sweden
10/12/2018 at 17:24

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Aye, but once upon a time station wagons and brown were not cool.  


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PyramidHat
10/12/2018 at 17:25

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They were always cool.  Once upon a time, people were wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > PyramidHat
10/12/2018 at 17:32

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Brown wagons were always cool, the world was always round, and the sun was always at the center. Mankind's understanding evolves.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > For Sweden
10/12/2018 at 17:52

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I'm calling bullshit. Volvo didn't make a brown 5 cylinder wagon. 


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > For Sweden
10/12/2018 at 19:02

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Fair point, that...


Kinja'd!!! EmperorWatcher > Sovande
10/13/2018 at 18:09

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Depends on what you call “brown”, and when he was in the 4th grade. My 2004 T5 XC70 was a metallic beige/brown, and they’d been making a similar one for years.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > EmperorWatcher
10/13/2018 at 19:12

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Volvo didn’t make a manual XC70.

Here are the colors from 2004. No brown.

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They didn’t make a brown manual 850 or a brown manual P80 (98-00) car either. They did make a color called Sandstone Metallic that is brownish for  the P80's. It only came on the XC70 which didn’t come in manual.

I still call bullshit.